Definitely still in the same boat. PPTP is virtually unusable for me now. I will try offload changes next to see if that has any effect.
Here is my latest config with the NAT rules removed.
firewall { all-ping enable broadcast-ping disable ipv6-receive-redirects disable ipv6-src-route disable ip-src-route disable log-martians enable name WAN_IN { default-action drop description "WAN to internal" rule 10 { action accept description "Allow established/related" state { established enable related enable } } rule 20 { action drop description "Drop invalid state" state { invalid enable } } } name WAN_LOCAL { default-action drop description "WAN to router" rule 10 { action accept description "Allow established/related" state { established enable related enable } } rule 20 { action drop description "Drop invalid state" state { invalid enable } } rule 30 { action accept description Allow_ICMP log disable protocol icmp source { group { } } } } receive-redirects disable send-redirects enable source-validation disable syn-cookies enable } interfaces { ethernet eth0 { address dhcp description Internet duplex auto firewall { in { name WAN_IN } local { name WAN_LOCAL } } poe { output off } speed auto } ethernet eth1 { address 192.168.85.1/24 description "eth1 - CloudKey" duplex auto poe { output 48v } speed auto } ethernet eth2 { duplex auto poe { output off } speed auto } ethernet eth3 { duplex auto poe { output 48v } speed auto } ethernet eth4 { duplex auto poe { output off } speed auto } loopback lo { } switch switch0 { address 192.168.81.1/24 description switch0 mtu 1500 switch-port { interface eth2 { } interface eth3 { } interface eth4 { } vlan-aware disable } } } port-forward { auto-firewall enable hairpin-nat enable lan-interface switch0 rule 1 { description "Ryan Custom RDP" forward-to { address 192.168.81.13 port 3389 } original-port 30389 protocol tcp_udp } rule 2 { description "Custom Web" forward-to { address 192.168.81.15 port 80 } original-port 32888 protocol tcp } rule 3 { description Transmission forward-to { address 192.168.81.15 port 55656 } original-port 55656 protocol tcp_udp } wan-interface eth0 } service { dhcp-server { disabled false hostfile-update disable shared-network-name LAN_BR { authoritative enable subnet 192.168.81.0/24 { default-router 192.168.81.1 dns-server 192.168.81.1 dns-server 8.8.8.8 domain-name int.cayton.org lease 86400 start 192.168.81.10 { stop 192.168.81.200 } static-mapping AP1 { ip-address 192.168.81.250 mac-address 80:2a:a8:83:69:81 } unifi-controller 192.168.85.10 } } use-dnsmasq disable } dns { forwarding { cache-size 150 listen-on switch0 } } gui { http-port 80 https-port 443 older-ciphers enable } nat { rule 5010 { description "masquerade for WAN" outbound-interface eth0 type masquerade } } ssh { port 22 protocol-version v2 } } system { domain-name int.cayton.org host-name router name-server 8.8.8.8 name-server 4.2.2.1 ntp { server 0.ubnt.pool.ntp.org { } server 1.ubnt.pool.ntp.org { } server 2.ubnt.pool.ntp.org { } server 3.ubnt.pool.ntp.org { } } offload { hwnat disable ipv4 { forwarding enable vlan enable } } syslog { global { facility all { level notice } facility protocols { level debug } } host 192.168.81.15 { facility all { level warning } } } time-zone America/Indiana/Indianapolis traffic-analysis { dpi enable export enable } }